Rough Theory

Walking out of my office, I notice that someone has left a disreputable looking blue plastic bag on the floor just inside the entrance to our work area. A crumpled, hand-written sign above the bag on the wall reads:

Lemons* + bags
Help yourself

They* need to be used soon

I particularly like the notion that the point was as much to get rid of the bag, as the lemons, and the fact that the sign contains the oddly-placed footnote.