Rough Theory

Man: “I had crumpets for breakfast – they’re really good! They’re low-GI, you know!”

Woman: “Did you have honey on them?”

Man: “Yes.”

Woman: “Jam?”

Man: “A little bit, yeah.”

Woman: “That’s not low-GI then, is it?”

Man: “Oh, well, yeah – but just imagine if I’d had those same toppings on toast!”